Ah, yes, the radio. My problem is that even "intui...

2009-05-29T16:18:33.812-04:00

Ah, yes, the radio. My problem is that even "intuitive" internet radio plays crap I don't wanna hear. I'm pretty much a snob about everything but I'm more concerned about my soul and time lost.

I don't want to waste time with ads or lame-o DJs talking about the new intern's titties. I don't wanna listen to Sean Hannity's suck ass. I wanna hear what I want to hear when I want to hear it. It hurts my soul to hear AC/DC and clever ads written by the creative minds of personal injury attorneys.

And Pandora! I could create a Johann Sebastian Bach station and they'd play Nirvana. That's enough! Enough Nirvana! The radio is responsible for a list a mile long of bands that now make me cringe when I hear them.

This could be why I don't listen to music in my car anymore. Listening to shitty, over played music made me not want to listen to anything. Maybe I'm scared. If I play out all the good music, what the shit am I going to listen to?!

And why are bands like Nickelback so successful? I'd rather listen to a CD of farts. Why are they so rich while I'm still sucking the bottom of the tank?

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Ah, yes, the radio. My problem is that even "intui...